Dear Santa... Did I really buy that much porn?

[caranfindel]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I bought porn for alexisjane (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for earzwideopen (-10 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed counteragent's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (37 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, Caranfindel

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(Stolen from quickreaver)

Comments

Awesome!

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

Good for you... I cribbed this from you. :-) But I was naughty, of course.

Maybe I'll steal your train. ;-)

Re: Awesome!

[caranfindel.livejournal.com]

You WERE naughty. Shame on you.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I'm slightly disturbed that buying porn for me is a good thing but buying porn for someone else is bad : /
I'm not complaining...'cause...well, porn...but still

I also stole this...it's silly x

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love that, too. YAY PORN. ;-)

[caranfindel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's weird. I guess the other porn was really bad porn.

porno porno porno!

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

I'm sensing a theme here ...

Re: porno porno porno!

[caranfindel.livejournal.com]

Play your cards right and I'll buy some for you next year!