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caranfindel ([personal profile] caranfindel) wrote2013-12-26 02:48 pm
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Dear Santa... Did I really buy that much porn?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] earzwideopen (-10 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] counteragent's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (37 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
Caranfindel

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(Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] quickreaver)

[identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com 2013-12-26 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm slightly disturbed that buying porn for me is a good thing but buying porn for someone else is bad : /
I'm not complaining...'cause...well, porn...but still

I also stole this...it's silly x

[identity profile] septembers-coda.livejournal.com 2013-12-26 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I love that, too. YAY PORN. ;-)

[identity profile] caranfindel.livejournal.com 2013-12-26 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's weird. I guess the other porn was really bad porn.