Dear Santa... Did I really buy that much porn?

[caranfindel]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I bought porn for alexisjane (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for earzwideopen (-10 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed counteragent's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (37 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, Caranfindel

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(Stolen from quickreaver)